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PURCHASING STILL AVAILABLE ----Due to the Government Level 4 Lock down we currently not able to process or send any products from our online store and our retail stores are all closed, however our website is still open for purchasing, as soon as we are out of Level 4 and we are allowed to come back to our warehouse we will send you parcels out as soon as we can. Until then, please enjoy our special lockdown pricing…. keep safe New Zealand, Kia kaha.

FUNKY TRUNK

MENS BLACK HOLE FUNKY TRUNK

$46.50 $62.00

MENS PLAIN FRONT TRUNKS
 
Life’s pretty simple when you’re a swimsuit, especially when you’re me. I’ve got a 17cm side and a single front panel that is fully lined.
 
I’ve got a drawcord to keep me locked in position and a wide elastic leg opening and waistband for added comfort around your hips and legs.
 
My friends say I am well present, loyal and make you feel comfortable to have around. So if you want to go swimming together, and want a long, meaningful relationship that isn’t complicated, then let’s catch up.
 
Made from our exclusive C-Infinity fabric, a 100% Italian polyester that is a colourful breakthrough in chlorine resistant fabric technology! The superior choice for swimmers, C-Infinity has exceptional strength and can retain its durability far beyond other elastane swimwear fabrics. Ideal for frequent pool use for recreational and performance-based swimming.
 
Our recent IPO had to be cancelled after our projected revenue included sales to customers that exist in parallel universes. As Hollywood has proved numerous times, we all exist in an infinite number of worlds where we all must be wearing our swimwear, so imagine the sales! Thanks to some know-it-all investor who took umbrage with our claims, the IPO was cancelled and along with it our order for a new private jet.
 

 

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